“Mommy from now on I’m going to need for you to start calling me ‘The Professional’.”
“Mama, how did you get so big?”
“Grandma, please don’t be mad that I’m so fly right now with my Jay-Z uniform on.”
“Mommy are you really going to take a bubble bath? Aren’t you going to break the bathtub?”
“Daddy, when you and mommy got married you two kissed very fast. You need to kiss her very soft and slow.”
These are just a few of the statements my sons have made to my family and I. It’s hard to believe some of the things that come out of their little mouths.
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